Hartford, WI: The Pour House

Posted: August 31, 2026 in Uncategorized
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The Pour House on Main Street in Hartford, Wisconsin wins the award for cheapest Bloody Mary in this round of reviews—and at $4.50, you’re really not in a position to complain.

I ordered this one on a Sunday (let’s be real… at this price I ordered THREE!) and let’s just say you get what you pay for. There was no chaser, no lemon or lime, and no garnishes at all. It was essentially tomato juice and vodka, and I honestly don’t even know if anything else was mixed into it.

But here’s the thing: it was $4.50. At that price, who’s going to complain?

The Bloody Mary

Spices/Flavor: Very basic—essentially tomato juice and vodka
Fixin’s: None
Chaser: None
Presentation: About as basic as it gets
Price: $4.50

Was this the best Bloody Mary I’ve ever had? Absolutely not. But was it worth $4.50 on a Sunday? Also absolutely. Sometimes you don’t need a gourmet cocktail—you just need a cheap drink, and The Poor House delivers exactly that.

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